Some things you request, is just not possible. Well it is possible if I work on this for 1 week straight and if I don't eat and sleep and do anything else except work on your shit. This is even worse than selling your soul because if I sell my soul to the devil, I still get 10 glorious years of my life watching my dreams come true. But if I do your shit for you, in return I get ungratefulness, more demands and a measly pay. So no, why would I want to do that. I value my life and most of all, my sanity. 

Thanks for making my life seem like a complete waste of time. You can't do cunty stuff like that and expect to get away with it. Fuck you and fuck off. 

And this is why reality sucks.